If Benedict Cumberbatch (a man who used to say “Oh Crumpets!”) is now seeing how many swear words he can fit into one four-minute interview as well as pinching your arse and flipping you off in public, who, exactly, do you think is to blame for that, Martin?!?
Americans cannot always enunciate. Poor Benedict.
#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me
#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s No
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Go Away
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Fuck Off
Harry Potter and the Goblet of One Fucking Year
Harry Potter and the Order of the What the Hell
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Shit
Harry Potter and the Deathly Damn It
[Based on idea submitted by alandofmythandmagic]
harry james potter, requested by anonymous
Find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
i almost spit my beer out